Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…
Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.
By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was
First and last shots of each season
This is how some people actually think. This is what some people took away from all of that “sharing” talk in Kindergarten. That sharing doesn’t require consent. It simply requires a desire to have what someone else has.
"You deserved this because… you would never date me."
Take out a few more words and it becomes even more clear:
"You deserved this because me."
There are a lot of similar comments on my recent Ferguson article from white males. “Yeah, black people have it bad, but so do I! We’re all human beings in this together!”
Not really. Not here. Not in this country, and certainly not seen in these people’s statements. The people above are human beings who feel they have more rights and privileges than the women they’re violating. They deserve more respect and more things simply because they want. White men are human beings, but white women are women. Black women are black women.
And when practically every person within one of those “not quite a full human being” groups says something is true of how they are (mis)treated, ‘Ol Dick Whitey comes in and makes it about them. Not about white men in general, though, about one specific white man: whoever is talking at the time. They hear millions of people, and they shush them because their movie’s being ruined. Change your fucking seat, bro.
Women have to serve and please me because I want it.
I deserve it because I want it.
I can ignore all of you, because me.
Someone should ask that guy for nude pictures of himself, and when he declines, ask why only people he chooses to see him nude get to.
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK